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Like with any good idea, the question is... how to monetize?   Ok.  Let's not worry about that yet.

For now, the end goal is to get free hot sauce.

Money will come and go, but the hours spent sweating over a toilet clutching a magazine you've read twenty times and biting a hand towel to deal with the pain that you've inflicted on your digestive tract with ass-terrorizing hot sauce are priceless.  I don't want to die, but if I do, going out like Elvis would be ok by me.  It's an honest death.

If you want me to review a hot sauce, e-mail me at beggingforburn(at)gmail(dot)com.